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cyber stalk me like you're my biggest fan
Sep 22 '14

(Source: kaylaluvbug)

Sep 22 '14

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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(Source: wiiiinchester)

Sep 22 '14

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

Sep 22 '14

(Source: octopussoir-)

Sep 22 '14

Haha I fucking love this show

(Source: bellblake)

Sep 22 '14

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

Sep 22 '14

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

Sep 22 '14

punkbunnies:

dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me

(Source: ifeeltheglow)

Sep 22 '14

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

Sep 22 '14

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

Sep 22 '14

theappleppielifestyle:

fygirlcrush:

Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives

but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”

ok.

 - via fygirlcrush

Sep 22 '14

politicalsexkitten:

Hey instead of leaking women’s private nudes, let’s all collectively track down creepy people who send unsolicited dick picks and have them explain to their mother why they’re actual trash.

Sep 22 '14

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

Sep 22 '14
"Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?"
cafai - via fhume (via perfect)
Sep 22 '14

(Source: cyberpapi)